Ressies 1 vs Hartwell 0

This week we have special guest match report Neil “terrible grammar, sentence construction and spelling” Lewis. I’ve made it a bit more readible but cheers for doing it Lewy!

1. Kris “I cant take my goal kicks” Lines
2. Neil “heart attack x3″ McDermott
3. Phil “Bambi on ice” Littlewood
4. Flaser “I love Sundays” Gascoyne
5. Jason “Head on a stick”Owen
6. Nathan “the fighter” Warner
7. Simon “Pink towel”Trussler
8. Neil “Put yourself sraight back in” Lewis
9. Ben “can’t find the pub” Taylor
10. Rob “Sunday Club” Noel
11. Scott “Movement” EasonSubs
12. Jim “Sunday” Harris
13. Dave “Reserve linesman” Maloney
14. Jamie “No kit bag” Kerr

The Wombles recorded their first victory over Hartwell and even found an opposition that moaned more than us as well.  Forced changes saw the gaffa re-shuffle his pack, with long throw specialist Ali away for a brits behind bars re-union and Joe Johnson spending the morning checking out body art. Both teams started poorly in what must have been a great spectacle for the fans.

The ressies picked up their game and midway through the first half took a deserved lead through a bullet header from skipper Jason Owen to open his account for the club.

Kris pulled off two great stops in the second half and Trussler dominated the midfield with his best performance for the club. Changes saw a quick re-shuffle at the back and a late opportunity went begging when late sub Jamie Kerrr spurned a good chance.

In the whole more minutes under the belt for everyone and three points on the board, and more money in the fine pot – it could be an expensive season! Next week sees us away at Overstone in the cup.

M.O.M Trussler

Remember your hats next week if not you are fined

Reserves Fines List

The following is a list of fines for the Northampton United reserves team. All fines are payable in Barratts after the game. If people do not attend Barratts the fines will be payable the morning of the following game. All fines will be taken by skipper Jason Owen and will go towards reducing travel costs for the end of season tour.  All fines were agreed by those in attendance at the first fines club meeting.

Maximum Weekly Fine = £3 (*double bubble if you bring your misses though)

£2 – No attendance at the pub (scope for movement if you have a kid)
£2 – Own goal
£2 - Missed penalty
£2 – Missed open goal
£3 - Turning up later than 10.10am for a match
£2 – Booking for dissent
£1 – Foul throw
*£6 - Bringing your bird to the pub
£2 – Using your phone while playing / involved at training
£1 – Jibbing a tackle
£1 – Hitting the wall from a free kick
£1 – Shooting from the half way line
£1 – No shin pads
£1 – Dirty boots
£1 – Clean kit at the end of the game
£2 – Still drunk from the night before
£1 – Conceding a penalty
£2 – Too much moaning