Reserves Fines List
September 16, 2008 by Nasal
Filed under Featured, Northampton United, Reserve Team
The following is a list of fines for the Northampton United reserves team. All fines are payable in Barratts after the game. If people do not attend Barratts the fines will be payable the morning of the following game. All fines will be taken by skipper Jason Owen and will go towards reducing travel costs for the end of season tour. All fines were agreed by those in attendance at the first fines club meeting.
Maximum Weekly Fine = £3 (*double bubble if you bring your misses though)
£2 – No attendance at the pub (scope for movement if you have a kid)
£2 – Own goal
£2 - Missed penalty
£2 – Missed open goal
£3 - Turning up later than 10.10am for a match
£2 – Booking for dissent
£1 – Foul throw
*£6 - Bringing your bird to the pub
£2 – Using your phone while playing / involved at training
£1 – Jibbing a tackle
£1 – Hitting the wall from a free kick
£1 – Shooting from the half way line
£1 – No shin pads
£1 – Dirty boots
£1 – Clean kit at the end of the game
£2 – Still drunk from the night before
£1 – Conceding a penalty
£2 – Too much moaning
It’s going to be an expensive season epecially for Puss.
Do you still get fined if you bring A bird to the pub?
So if I arrange to get a load of dancers from the tiger down the pub afterwards to massage my tired legs, I get fined for that?
Read what it says chopper
“Bringing your bird to the pub”
If you brind “a” bird to the pub it depends if she is a team player. She also needs to not be a round dodger as JO Pavings bar tab will only go so far!
In short if you do the crime you pay the fine!
I’ll looking into getting a bigger overdraft for the coming season!
Fines received so far – some weeks are missing. Need to check with Jay.
£14
£24
£30
£51
£36
vs Duke = £41.
Should be a good week next week with Slinky promising to pay £40 for his no show!