Neil McDermott
May 18, 2008 by Nasal
Filed under Player Profiles
Former first team stopper “Das Kaiser” (for his pale complexion – not football skills!) will be one of the first names on the reserve team sheet (until he gets his £50 league joining fee back!) this coming season and can feature anywhere across the back line or as an emergency striker should the need arise for a white Akinfenwa!
Has been out of 11 a’side football for over a year and a half due to work commitments but will hoping to recapture some fitness over the summer (during a Wii Fit test he was assessed to have the fitness of a 44 year old!) and some form. Nasal will be 30 in October and knows time is ticking away to get some football out of his ageing legs!
Has been known to score the old goal, but his true passion in life is his cat and John Smith’s beer – a beautiful combination!


Now got a Wii Fit age of 37 – read it and weep player haters!
After pre-season that wee fit age will probably be exactly the same.