Kris Lines

The “Smiling Assassin” was a player who was pursued by the management staff for the duration of pre-season and Utd finally got their man after Ali “Not too Pin Zavi” McDermott brokered a short term deal for the player late one night in Fat Cats.

Lines made his debut against local rivals Squirrels and has been very solid in every match since, leading to the signing of an extended deal. A good shot stopper, great in the air and so so orange, he is an excellent addition to the squad who can also do a job in training as an outside, outside right.