Harris Commits Future to the Reserves!

Great news for the reserves as veteran centre half James “Jimmy Chin Chin” Harris has committed to play next season and bring his large black book of footballing contacts with him.

Harris told Northampton Utd online “once I’d spoke to Nasal Abramovich and he sold me his vision for the reserves (drinking, getting away from the wife etc) there was only one place for me. I haven’t played football for a few years due to concentrating on the management side of things, but I am keen as mustard to get going. I would like thank Northampton Utd officials for relaxing their usual non-outsiders policy, and must say I have been made to feel very welcome.”

Harris brings a wealth of experience (and the aforementioned black book) and with a good pre season inside him, we’re sure he can cement a place in the side.